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Hello World.

How’s that for an opening? Welcome to our fledgling site. I’m sure you have questions. Allow me to answer for you.

Why are you starting a baseball site?

Because we want to.

Does the world really need another baseball site?

I’ve checked Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, and baseball blogs don’t appear anywhere. So the real question is, do we need any of them? And the answer there is no. So you don’t need them, you don’t need us.

What are you guys going to cover?

We’re Cub fans, so expect that. We’re also fans of various intoxicants and other stuff that might appear here. So really, we won’t know until we know. You know?

Why the Cubs? They suck! Where’s the Sox content?

You wanna write about the Sox? Let us know.

So as Shakespeare once wrote (at the beginning of a long-winded speech), brevity is the soul of wit.

So pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

Updated: October 8, 2019 — 10:48 am


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  1. I’ll stay if there’s no Sox content

    1. Why? Because the Sox are going to be better than the north siders in a few years

      1. You are so going to be in photoshops, Chad.

        1. I’m aware! If only i could collect royalties

  2. Oh, and I’ll stay if there’s Old Style content

  3. Very much here for piss in beer vats. Besides, Budweiser is mostly our sewage that traveled down the Illinois River.

  4. Can anyone put in a good word for me? I hear there’s a position open in Chicago, and my old baseball blog is in the midst of a 40-year construction plan and too busy to campaign for me.

    1. Only if you let us revive Neifiball.

  5. Do we get to Fly some Chads here?

    1. Goddamn right we do.

      1. Can we make a special chad for chad when the Sox win?

  6. Buechele’s Blond Mullet

    I’ll write the White Sox content. But it will be in MEATBALLESE

  7. Will you post when they trade KB

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