As the White Sox prepare for what they hope will be a march to November baseball, the Cubs have managed to not only clean house of almost all the remaining members of this city’s last World Series champion, but have managed to put together a season-high 7 game winning streak. Yeah, 6 of those games […]
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Remember when the Cubs won a series? Yeah, it was the first one of the year. The Cubs haven’t won one since, and they’ve now slipped into last place 10% of the way through the season. The Atlanta Braves came into Wrigley Field in pretty banged up shape. During Friday’s game they lost Ozzie Albies […]
Baseball season is upon us. The ass-wholes dive into such riveting topics as, “Who is the Jimmy Butthole of the 2021 Cubs?” It gets worse from there.
Lucky number 13. Yeti speaks. Fork waxes nostalgic about growing up in the 40s. Oleg has goddamn sunshine coming out his ass.
Tonker lunch drinking; the NL Central is so bad, the Cubs have a shot (recorded pre-Arenado but fuck that anyway).
Three of the four ass-wholes discuss why billionaires are cunts.
Today the Chicago Cubs announced what everyone had been expecting all along, President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein would be stepping down from his role, and General Manager Jed Hoyer would take over in Epstein’s role. The other thing that wouldn’t come as a shock would be Jason McLeod, who has been SVP of Player […]
Tonight the Chicago Cubs returned to PNC Park for the second of four games with the Pittsburgh Pirates needing either a win or a Phillies loss to get into the postseason, and begin living the bubble life in preparation for the playoffs. The Cubs were sending Jose Quintana, fresh from the injured list, with a […]
Tonight the Chicago Cubs and Minnesota Twins met in the second game of a three game series at Wrigley Field, with the Twins sending the massive Michael Pineda against Alec Mills, coming off his no-hitter last Sunday. How did it go? Well, for starters, Johnny Vandermeer can rest easy. Mills gave up a towering home […]